Nathan Young, best immortal prick arround!

Like if I owe - if ya want :P

thisisfatherspeaking:

“Nathan, isn’t it?” He quirked a smile. “How are you?”

“How the fuck did you know that?” he asked. “And, i’m fucking brilliant thanks!”

krissythehunter:

“Who the hell are you?”

he said completely not bothered about the gun being pointed at his face.

reeseyriley:

“Uh-huh. Alright honey, don’t shit yourself,” Reese grinned, as she watched him turn away, she strolled up to his side. “You have missed a whole lotta shit, Nathe. I don’t even know where to start,” Reese breathed, wondering whether she should tell him where everyone had gone. Community service was shit without them, but him and Rudy would keep it alive, she was sure of it. And is if on cue, there was a load bang behind them, and as Reese turned around she locked eyes with Rudy, who was busy slamming the fire extinguisher into the vending machine. Nothing new.

Nathan spun round on his heels, quickly looking around until he spotted Rudy. Why he always slammed the vending machine with the fire extinguisher, he didn’t know. “Haha classic!” he laughed. “Jesus, for fuck sake man, I told you enough times how to get food out of there!”

“So is this what I’ve missed? it don’t seem like a lot of shit!” he said, looking towards Reese. Nathan then began to think, now he had seen Rudy it made him begin to wonder where everyone else was? They where usually always here, on time. “Huh? where’s the rest of the asbo shitheads?” 

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glitter-inthe-gutter:

“Good god, you’re annoying. And yeah, hi Nathan. I always thought that was a girl’s name, awww. Cute.” she muttered, rolling her eyes again. Patience would be constantly tested with him, she could just tell. 

Nathan laughed, god she was so easy to piss off. And god how he loved it. “So sexy, what you up to? Want to come with me to get some food? because I’m fucking starving!” 

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reeseyriley:

At the word gorgeous, she rolled her eyes and dropped her arms to her side. “Well, at least someone had fun, and of course he has, he fuckin’ loves ya.” At that the precise moment, there was a loud shout, a few ‘shits’ and ‘cunt’ mixed in it at some point. “See? And, nah I just figured you’d bailed on us and given up on community service. What ‘appened to that pregnant bird? Maryse? Mariella? Marnie, that’s the one.”

Nathan started to get slightly angry, he hated it when people got Marnie’s name wrong. “Marnie! and nothing happened to her, she’s at home! with Nathan Jr!” he said before waving at the probation worker, happily. With out waiting to her either her, or the probation workers replies, Nathan began to walk towards the locker room, knowing full well she was bound to follow him. 

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savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:

“Well…he’s my brother.”

“Uhuh!”

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reeseyriley:

“Awright, wanker? Probation worker’s gonna be super pissed ta see ya,” Reese shook her head at him. “What the fuck are ya doin’ back? I weren’t expectin’ to see ya. Ever.”

“Alright gorgeous!” he replied, with a cheeky wink. “Ah, well you know, me and the law just can’t stay away!” he said beginning to laugh. “Aww has he missed me?” he said cheekily before, winking at the probation worker, who was now staring at him through the office window.

“Look, he’s so pleased to see me!” A soon as the probation worker saw him wink at him, he soon began to swear, loudly, very loudly in fact. “Anyway, who said I had finished my probation yet? huh!?” 

(Source: nathanyoungisanimmortalprick)

notthatuseless:

This was it. Hiccup could no longer study. He thought he could make use of the library’s late hours, but it was useless like this. Maybe if he had caffeine. Yes, caffeine was nice. But sleeping was so much nicer. Maybe the kind librarian would allow him to close his eyes for just a…few…minutes…

Hiccup was out like a light, no longer noticing anything or anyone around him. He didn’t so much as jump at the rude entrance of the male. The librarians had shot him a glare, but didn’t budge from their seats. Teenagers were scary things, after all. So there was no warning from any on-looker as the loud noise scared poor Hiccup from his sleep violently.

“WHAT?!” he shouted in alarm. He moved back in his chair, but it was too much. His prosetethic caught against the chair as it moved backwards. His body turned, trying to right itself but it only made it worst. Gravity and force pushed the chair backwards, sending Hiccup flying with it. Scatters of physic papers went flying in the air while Hiccup was landing on the ground. The brunette winced at the sharp pain. He blinked, surprised by the course of events. “Uh—?”

Then he heard the laughter. Hiccup’s eyes closed as he took a deep breath. That laughter explained everything. Rather than get mad, Hiccup beat himself up for letting himself get into that position. It was a classic move. Hiccup righted himself, ignoring the other to grab some of his worksheets.

“Oh yes,” he finally sassed, “because waking me up in some sort of way that didn’t result in me ‘shitting myself’ would be too much of a task. Thank you.”

Nathan put his hands of his hips and continued to laugh, it was just too funny.

“Sorry mate!” he lied, after he stopped laughing. “So, whats your name then? huh? stressy shit!” he asked, while watching the boy collect some of his work sheets off of the floor.

littlehuntergirljo:

“Because you could have just asked my name” She smirked at the boy.

“Yeah!?” he said happily.“What is your name then?”

gurgilovesmunchiesandcrunchies:

Gurgi was shocked when he suddenly heard shouting coming from up the hill, as well as the amounts of swearwords he was shouting too. “Uh - oh. Gurgi’s must hide’s his munchies and crunchies!” he said quickly sticking the apple under neath his long fluffy fur, so that no one could see it. One the guy came over Gurgi examined the boy, he was tall, very tall in fact, as well as rather skinny and had the biggest, most curliest, brown hair, Gurgi had ever seen. 

“You lying little shit!” he shouted, before diving to get the apple. Unfortunately he was to slow, The little thing had already pounced on top of it. “Oh fuck you, you Bastard! Now give it back! Come on! Hand it over!” he demanded, more pissed off then ever. “All this fucking effort for a shitty apple!” he said to himself, angrily.

thisisfatherspeaking:

“Hello there.”

“Uh” he sighed. “Hello….”

littlehuntergirljo:

“Excuse me, why are you following me?”

“Well…why not!”

glitter-inthe-gutter:

“Darcy. What’s yours, assbutt? Or should I just continue calling you Stupid  Asshole like I have been subconsciously any way? And yeah, about as gorgeous as a shaved bear.”

“Huh? I always though that was a guys name!” he said beginning to laugh. “Im -““But you can call mean anything, as long as it makes you happy, as it don’t bother me!” he said honestly, as it was true, most thing barely ever effected him. Insults were nothing to him! In fact he loved it! “…Huh? Shaved bears must be pretty fucking gorgeous then!”

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